Saturday, December 29, 2007

Beloved Leader's Christmas

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The 12 Days of a Bush Administration Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12> Twelve percent approval

11> Eleven ways to pronounce "Ahmadinejad"

10> Ten childrens learning

9> 9/11 milking

8> Eight items of note I recall having received, but the specific
nature of which I do not remember

7> Seven minutes a-reading "My Pet Goat"

6> Six shivs for Scooter

5> Five spin machines

4> Four Roves a-leaking

3> Three Freedom hens

2> Two plastered twins

1> And bin Laden still running free!

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