First, sacrilegious and sexist (dedicated to the Pope to make up for the earlier post):
It's the morning after God invented woman. He goes to check in with Adam.
"So," God says. "What do you think of My creation, woman?"
"Oh, my God. It was incredible! We invented this thing called sex...." Adam says and then goes on for quite some time.
When Adam's finally done, God asks: "So where is she?"
"Down by the river, " Adam says, "cleaning herself, from, you know...."
"I damn it," God exclaimed angrily. "Now the fish will stink too!"
Second and worse:
My Elmo.
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