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New York Mets Losing So Often, Manager Is Set on Fire

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Driver Loses Arm and Leg in Oil Amputation

Famous Comedian Executed for Saying Forbidden Words on TV

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Bear Attacks Wall Street!

Court Allows Married California Couples to Be Happy

Strange Singer Amy Winehouse Is Sikh!

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