Things that would demonstrate the weakness/incompetence/wimpiness/out-of-touch-ness/elite effeminism, etc., of the president of the United States were he a Democrat:Link.
1) Gas prices
2) The dollar
3) Iran thumbing its nose at the international community
4) North Korea thumbing its nose at the international community
5) What used to be Burma thumbing its nose at the international community
6) The deficit
7) The housing crisis
8) Hamas winning the Palestinian elections and taking over Gaza following a failed, U.S.-directed coup
9) Israel building more settlements
10) Bin Laden, still partying like it's September 10, 2001
11) The Taliban, ditto
12) Pakistan, cutting deals with the above, saying "screw democracy"
13) Failure to pass a presidentially supported immigration bill
14) Failure to pass the Colombia free-trade bill
15) Russia thumbing its nose at the international community
16) China refusing to cooperate in Darfur, North Korea, wherever the hell else it doesn't feel like cooperating
17) Record-setting vacation time
18) Vice president actually running country
19) Botched prosecutions of a supposed terror cell in Miami, of Jose Padilla, etc.
20) Add your own here ...