Product Of The Day; Why We Defeated The Soviets And All The World's Commies (Except Cuba)

If this isn't the freaking scariest thing this side of The Saint's flip-flopping....

Socialism cannot create this. Only unbridled capitalist greed could, blessed with a completely unhindered free market.

We always thought that there was something... not quite normal about good ol' SpongeBob.

Now imagine growing up, knowing that when sick, they shoved a SpongeBob thermometer up your ass (and forget how obsolete they are in our modern times so there's no need for one -- unless Junior saw it on the store shelf and just had to have one). Think, think, think... yuck!

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