You reach my age and you start to believe your
chance to be cool has passed you by. Then you see
some guy in a tattered overcoat washing car windows
for change and you think, "Hey, I could do that!"
I was sad when I found out that ours was one of 50
percent of all marriages that ended up in divorce.
Then I realized that the other half end up in death.
(Jerry L. Embry)